Well it's been a fun week of nice weather, football, sprint-racing, fell-running and picnicing.
Wednesday saw the latest installment of the SYO Sprint Series and my unbeaten-in-sprint-races-in-Sheffield-ever (rolls off the tongue doesn't it) record was severly under threat: a fairly straightforward, flat-out course and Oli and Neil as competition. Locke Park, Barnsley was the venue - this was to be my first ever visit to Barnsley and, after encountering the scummy youths that live there and thrive off ruining orienteering courses, will probably be my last. Controls were stolen, taken on bike rides, thrown in a bowling green and even burned.
An amusing organiser's report appears
hereOn the plus side, they didn't start their rampage until after I ran. Oli's run was blighted by the little scrotes and Neil had an off-day. That meant I won fairly convincingly, although only 1.41 mins ahead of novice, Ben Carter.
ResultsThursday I decided to do my first fell race of the year: the Blackamoor Chase. Here's my in depth route description: up a big hill, down a bit, up even more, flat for a while, big downhill, unnecessary big climb again, scary downhill. Ah fell racing. Not a big field but up against Oli and local fell-racers Dave Taylor and Lewis Bantom. Race plan was to hang behind the leaders and if I was fresh at the last hill make my move. As ever, that went straight out of the w

indow as I found myself with a bit of a lead at the top of the first hill. Put myself through quite a bit of pain from then on, but managed to take the victory. Legs felt surprisingly good and pretty pleased with it all, although Oli wasn't 100%. Couldn't be arsed to hang around for the prize-giving, but found out the next day that it was the
South Yorkshire Fell Championships! Sweet. The first non-orienteering title that I've ever won!
Results (will be here soon)Saturday I went up on Kinder on Saturday, had a pub lunch (at the Little John, Hathersage for a change), watched the England game (got very angry, tried not to be racist) and had a cup of tea with my Mum who was up in Sheffield doing some peace activist stuff.
Sunday I went orienteering with Oli on Hagg Side. The map was from 1987. It was about 10km. We took 111 minutes. I was tired. At one point we literally crawled along a ploughed gully in impenetrable forest which wasn't on the map. A true adventure. Then we swam in Ladybower and, with Neil and Jen too, had my first picnic for many a year. Then we skimmed some stones. I was the best.
Elsewhere this week, an interesting bet I'd made with Ben Carter many weeks ago reared its head. It related to the size of the Giant Squid in relation to the Blue Whale. I thought they were about the same size (in length obsviously, not weight/volume) and Ben thought the whale was about twice the size. The Guardian wall charts provided the answer and caused a slight argument between us and the bet has since been declared void. Here's our email conversation:
MC: And the size of the giant squid is... 15m!!! Get in. Anyhoo, I am in uni today and up for crossword at 10.30am.
Later
PS bring your £1.
BC: And the size of the blue whale is.... 30m. Get in. Please bring your pound to coffee.
MC: Maybe you need to write a computer program to work this out, but in pure maths they taught me that 15/30=1/2 which, I'm sure you'll agree, is at least 1/2. So I'll get my pound off you at coffee by 10.45 at the latest.
BC: I agree 15 is half of 30 but as I remember it you claimed that the giant squid was near a full length of the said whale and (so the bet came about) definitely over half. While 15/30 is in fact a half, it would need some decidedly dodgy pure maths trickery to claim it was any more than that. Don't forget you're wallet.
MC: The way I remember it, I indeed said that the whale was of a similar order of magnitude to said squid, and shocked by such revelations, you said, "No way, it's not even half the size" at which point we made the bet, which I have clearly won. I'll accept 2 fifties if you haven't got the change.
BC: Oh no no no, you are much mistaken. It was definitely you that first brought upthe measure of a half. With popular disagreement to the claim of being aboutthe same size, you dropped the estimate to 'over half at least' - still not15/30 (as most competent mathematicians would agree). At which point I offeredmy pound wager. Maybe in the future we should keep a written record of any such ambiguous bets. If you're pound can include change for the coffee machine it would be good.